During this trying time, isn’t it comforting to know that your government is taking care of you.  While Polyneices attacks above, enjoy the comforts of the Royal Bunker.  Complete with a noveau-concrete jungle design, the bunker will keep you safe in style.  Feel free to continue life as you did before, enjoying all the daily activities you have become accustomed to. 

Please note that there are certain forms of expression, popular amongst the younger population, that cannot be tolerated.  Therefore, defacing of property, excessively loud music, public dancing disturbances, and the use or skateboards may be looked upon as unpatriotic activities*.  We speak in one voice in Thebes, the voice of our king and the state.