Recipes for Mutants

"Don't just eat a hamburger, eat the hell out of it!" 


Warning, MU is not responsible for your safety or any damages caused by any of these recipes. Some of these are just funny.

 Wacky Cheeze! aka VEGAN Mac n' Cheeze
Okay, so here is the recipe, cept it's really vague and you'll have to guess to a degree on measurements, but this stuff is damn good!
1- Cook one pound of pasta.
2- Melt a little less than half a stick of margarine in a saucepan.
3- add enough water to margarine to equal how much sauce you want.
4- add a couple tablespoons of flour and an equal or less amount of nutritional yeast (enough all together to create the desired consistency).
5- add garlic salt and soy sauce or Soy Sauce for flavor.
6- heat a bit and or add more flour to thicken.
7- add to pasta and enjoy!

Spaghetti Omelet
1- leftover spaghetti (that's cooked stupid!). and any chopped up vegetables you like.
2- 1 egg beaten.
3- cheese if you want.
4- salt and pepper.
5- mix together and pour into hot buttered frying pan.
6- flip when brown and ready to flip. Then eat once both sides are brown!

The Smurf
1- take half a bottle of blue PowerAde (still in bottle).
2- some Grenadine (experiment).
3- fill the rest with vodka.
4- shake and drink and be merry or something.

Woo Tang
1- yes just like a screwdriver only better!
2- Mixed Tang and vodka. 3- If your especially nuts you'll just add the powdered Tang to the vodka!

Not exactly a recipe
Okay this is just something kool to do.
1- get empty sprite or other clear, large soda bottle.
2- get some Zima.
3- fill soda bottle and consume in public (we ain't responsible though).
4- Hell, get some 2liter bottles, some cups and munchies and have an excellent picnic with friends.

Spinach & Perogies

This makes a fancy one person meal which takes about 10 minutes preparation and tastes great.

1- cook one large serving of perogies (perogies can usually be found in frozen section of supermarket).

2- dump a small can of spinach, drained first, into the bottom of dish (shallow bowl works best if available). 

3- place perogies on top of spinach then place pasta sauce on top of perogies.  EAT!

 

I'm still hunting down the vegan doughnut recipe!

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