HEALTH ADVICE

The GSS suggests a life of moderation and quite contemplation. Avoid cold drafts and frequently wash your hands. Under no circumstances should you eat mud or rocks. Unless you have a gizzard; then by all means have at them.

Most surgeon generals seem to agree smoking is bad for you, for what it is worth.

It is the learned opinion of the GSS that malaria should be abolished.

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